Thank you everyone for the well wishes! 💍 Phew, it has been a whirlwind week! Dealing with the press I tell you! Yes he proposed! I’m going to be a princess I will literally have an emoji for me! 👸🏼 Hehe!! Well some of you asked how the proposal went... ok we were at Windex castle or whatever and he just went down on one knee and I was like 😱 OMG this is it all my bjs finally paid off and he was just like Will you marry me? And I was like YES!!!! Then his stupid security guard kicked me a bit and I was like I MEAN YES YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS. And he gave me the ring oh god the diamond is so big but mostly old you know like it’s passed down a dozen dead duchesses probably. A bit ew if you think about it but it’s got histrionics I think. As he is wearing the ring on me I admit I was just fantasizing about our wedding and I’m just hoping he won’t go bald anytime before the wedding that’s just awful why won’t William just cover his head with his hat the entire time? 😰 Hats! What hats will I wear? Anyways... I’m so filled with joy can’t believe I found the love of my life and am gonna spend the rest of my life with him! It feels just like yesterday that Prince Harry, my Prince Harry, came up to me and said he has yellow fever and loves Japanese girls. I said I’m not Japanese but I can pretend to be and he said go on then so I said Konnichiwa! Sugiru! Itai! and he said that’s good enough and we have become soulmates ever since. I know I know gingers have no souls hey that’s not scientifically proven ok? Toodles I’ve got to go take a barrage of fertility tests now Kate keeps showing off how her eggs are perfect and her womb is entirely symmetrical feel like kicking her
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